Ego sum iens permitto ut
I'm Going To Allow That

Welcome to the Vorpal Chaos website. Vorpal Chaos is a gaming group located in the US Midwest. We pretty much stick with D&D (and AD&D) versions 2.0 and 3.5. We're generally not big fans of 4.0.
Oh, something else about our group? We Hate Kenders. And Mimes. But back to the Kender thing. We really hate Kenders. The race itself, the whole idea of the race and we even dislike most people who like Kenders. Weis and Hickman wrote some pretty good stories, but what were they thinking when they invented a ridiculous race like the Kender? Wow.

As you're going through the site please read through the dozens of stories we've written, or grimace as you read through the dozens of song parodies we've put together. Yeah, I know...  Well, our main focus is to make ourselves laugh. Anything else we consider collateral laughter, which is also cool, but definitely secondary.

News

GenCon 2011!

12/29/2010 10:26
Gen Con Indy 2011 - August 4-7 Gen Con Indy is the original, longest running, best attended, gaming convention in the world. For over 41 years, Gen Con Indy has been setting the trend and breaking records. Last year, more than 30,000 unique...

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Events Calendar

Next Rockhead's Meeting

04/09/2011 14:00
April 9th at Rockhead's, - 2pm Allan's  brother Lee will be up and it's his birthday. We're playing a one-nighter module. Using 2nd edition rules and books, bring a 12th-level character. Give your character magic items from a +12 pool. So a +3 sword, +3 armor, a +2 ring = +8 so you'd have +4...

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Next 3.5 Group Meeting

03/25/2011 17:30
3.5 Group meeting, on March 25th (Friday). 5:30 at Dennis' house. I have all the soda's and beer that you've seen before. We could use cookies or chips, up to you. You can either bring dinner along or order something. I will already have eaten with Ann.

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